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What she said. Volume I

Background: In response to me texting my beautiful misses that all future arguments should be done through text, so as I can avoid the headache that comes with the hoopin’ and hollering. She texts me back this…

Her: The mind is tricky so your ears perceive my voice as yelling because in your head I’m not making any sense… So all you hear is loud rambling confusion.

Me: Hole lee shit! This is that David Blaine shit right here!

In Conclusion: Woman are to never be trusted, anything conceived of a rib and dirt is resourceful if not extremely creative. As we see above they’re getting smarter. Heed my warnings fellas. Also, don’t let them eat after 12pm as they tend to turn into gremlins if this becomes a habit.